I've got an Urge to make fun of Microsoft

Posted Jan 6, 10:10 under geek-jokes

I just noticed Urge.com featured on del.icio.us, and decided to check what it’s all about (though, considering that the music is MTV, I am not a potential customer). Frankly, it is probably worth it all to see them promoting a site with such a stupid name. No, really, it even tops Vista and achieves the status of the dumbest microsoft name ever (until next time).

The site itself was still closed, but I suddenly had an idea: since the site is a collaboration between Microsoft and MTV, one could not know which of them hosts the site, and weather MTV uses IIS or Apache. Wh not check?

Anyway, telenetting to it on port 80 produces the following page:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
<html><head>
<title>302 Found</title>
</head><body>
<h1>Found</h1>
<p>The document has moved <a href="http://www.mtv.com/">here</a>.</p>
<hr>
<address>Apache/2.0.54 (Unix) Server at misc-web-3.811.mtvi.com Port 80</address>
</body></html>

A microsoft site that runs Apache2 on Unix. Now we just need an MTV exec to confess their love for classical music… (anyone?)

update:Someone pointed out that the site’s header tell yet another story:

HTTP/1.x 200 OK
Server: Netscape-Enterprise/4.1
Content-Type: text/html
Etag: "4e834d27-1-31e-43b44e3f"
Last-Modified: Thu, 29 Dec 2005 20:59:43 GMT
Content-Length: 798
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Expires: Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:27:27 GMT
Cache-Control: max-age=0, no-cache, no-store
Pragma: no-cache
Date: Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:27:27 GMT
Connection: keep-alive

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Geek stereotypes: Part 1: Dreams

Posted Sep 25, 19:50 under geek-jokes

I’ve decided to take it onto myself to take generic geek stereotype jokes and wring them till they die extend them to include more than one type of geek. I will publish something like this every week, or whenever I want to, or both.

anyway, on to first joke:
geeks dream their dreams in HTML format
Web design geeks dream in W3C validated XHTML 1.1 Transitional
Multimedia geeks dream their dreams in quicktime format
MPAA geeks dream in DRM-protected WMVs
Slashdot geeks dream their dreams with horrible quirks and too much tables
Netscape 4.x geeks dream with <blink>new enhancements </blink>
Firefox geeks dream in XUL
Israblog geeks have a big green toolbar on the top of their dreams
XML geeks <dream type=”text/xml” />
Chigh.org geeks’ dreams are generated using the Textpattern CMS


Propose more jokes so I can cut their air supply make them more specific.

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