Geek stereotypes: Part 1: Dreams

Posted Sep 25, 18:50

I’ve decided to take it onto myself to take generic geek stereotype jokes and wring them till they die extend them to include more than one type of geek. I will publish something like this every week, or whenever I want to, or both.

anyway, on to first joke:
geeks dream their dreams in HTML format
Web design geeks dream in W3C validated XHTML 1.1 Transitional
Multimedia geeks dream their dreams in quicktime format
MPAA geeks dream in DRM-protected WMVs
Slashdot geeks dream their dreams with horrible quirks and too much tables
Netscape 4.x geeks dream with <blink>new enhancements </blink>
Firefox geeks dream in XUL
Israblog geeks have a big green toolbar on the top of their dreams
XML geeks <dream type=”text/xml” />
Chigh.org geeks’ dreams are generated using the Textpattern CMS


Propose more jokes so I can cut their air supply make them more specific.

119 Comments for Geek stereotypes: Part 1: Dreams

  1. Matt Hampel said,

    Sep 25, 20:39 #

    I think you could argue that Web design geeks dream of usability and CSS. And Slashdot has switched over to web standards, but not in a highly intelligent way.

    Perhaps you could do that type of joke where 3 people walk in to a whatever and yeah.

  2. noam samuel said,

    Sep 26, 19:15 #

    I’ll try

  3. p_q said,

    Jan 6, 17:08 #

    Y helo thar Noam!

    I object to your shallow and pendantric use of the english language.

  4. noam samuel said,

    Jan 15, 17:26 #

    please explain yourself more clearly. Do you object to my use of the english language in order to deliver shallow and pedantic content? Do you object to my wording choice? Do you object to the font I use?

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